Mel Brooks' Hung Frankenstein

The XXX-Files

Boston Red Cox

or, also:

Chicago White Cox

Dildo Baggins

The Iceman Cummeth

Uncle Fuck

Laid In Manhattan

Ferris Bueller's Beat Off

Raquel Felch

Mike Fuckabee

or, alternatively:

Dyke Huckabee

or, always a classic:

Mike Huckapee

Titanicock

The Big Unit, Randy Johnson

Leave It In Beaver

Dark Side of The Poon

Jean-Paul Fartre

Narrow Chode To The Deep North

Tit Romney

The Once And Future Dingaling